Doraemon shrunk the jet engines. Period.
Everyone’s been watching football and may have not heard news of some jet engines that were stolen from an air base here in Bolehwood and were found somewhere in South America. They have the alleged thief, a sergeant in the airforce in detention and interrogation is ongoing at an “UNTHINKABLE” setting. Have anyonne watched that movie starring Samuel L. Jackson??
Imagine a sergeant who may not have the authority and strength to cart the engine out of the hangar all by himself, let alone getting the engines onto a ship or plane and transport it out of the country. Where were the customs officials at the port/airport when he loaded the engines onto the ship/plane?? Who authorised the documents for the engines to be transported out of Bolehwood?
WHO?? WHO THE FUCCCKKKKK ??? LANCAU BETUL LAH INI SEMUA BARBEE.
Well, the accomplice is Doraemon who shrunk the engines to the size of a Matchbox miniature model and together with the sergeant who carried the engines in his pocket and they flew to South America. Once at their destination, Doraemon with his magic gadget, enlarged the engines and they easily disposed it off at a flea market. Some market-goers must have bought it for millions of dollars. Then, both Doraemon and the sergeant returned home filthy rich. Bollocks.
Wooh… this is more interesting than the news of Germany going lift the World Cup for the fourth time in three weeks time. Fuyoooohhhh.
The bugger at Proton Edar Glenmarie
Had a case to survey at Proton Edar Glenmarie today and the bugger, Lilaj (not his real name) who handles the case pissed me off. First, he was supposed to attend to people like and make arrangement for survey. He was talking on the phone while I waited for him to clear other cars away so that there’ll be no obstruction for me to take photographs. There was this Savvy parked right behind the Arena that I need to survey and he couldn’t find the keys to drive it away.
I waited for like 15 minutes and there’s still no one attend to me. The bugger went talking to someone else and I walked over to him, telling him that I dont need him to move away other cars. He just need to get someone to dismantle the damaged parts for me to take photos. The bugger said there’s no one to dismantle things in the evening. What??!! It was just 4.45 pm. These bastards in the workshop are lazy morons. When I reached the workshop, the bugger was doing nothing…….. sitting at his desk chatting with his colleague.
This is not the first time they are doing insurance claims and they should know the procedures. What the fuck man… So, don’t go to the Glenmarie branch if you want to do an insurance claim for your motor vehicle accident.
Amanah Saham 1Malaysia
I was at Maybank, Wisma Genting to deposit some money to my AS1M account and the fucker at the number-counter told me that the quota for Chinese units were sold out/finished the day before yesterday or perhaps last week. I was like ” What the fuck?! Isn’t this 1Malaysia”.
Are there quotas for amanah saham unit trust shares especially Amanah Saham 1Malaysia? Since they are talking about 1Malaysia how the fuck could there be “allocations” for unit trust shares for different races.
The guy didn’t argue further and told me to check with the counter. Anyway, there are still units to be purchased by Chinese. I feel insulted by that Malay moron at the number-counter.
Carbon footprint
Overheard a colleague talking with his friend on the phone that they will be going to PD this weekend for the long weekend holiday. This colleague who had his car totaled while on his way home from Sri Hartamas one night.
G: Dey, where are you going this weekend for holiday?
L: I’m going to PD with my friends.
G: Whoa… partay !! How many of you are going ?? Some orgy party going on??
L: Fuck, no lah. Just four of us and all guys.
G: Whoa… what’s the plan ? Just go there and drink and get wasted? That’s all?
L: Supposedly we’re convoying there in four cars… but now I don’t have a car. Fuck la.
G: Just four of you all? Why dont you go in one car? Why wanna waste petrol and toll monies?
L: we’re all car-lovers and we wanna convoy. Arrgh… I dont have a car now. fuck lah. I dont feel like going already. I’m pissed.
G: Dey macha… save petrol and save the environement lah. Cut you carbon emission !!
L: Aiyo…. if I don’t drive… its just me… one person cutting carbon. Whats the difference can I make?
G: Fuck you lah… if everyone think like you, than we all die lah.
It is our responsibility to cut our personal carbon footprint by reducing energy consumption, food miles, and all other consumption in order to reduce carbon emission. It all starts from the individual. Let’s reduce our carbon footprint.
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