Doraemon shrunk the jet engines. Period.
Everyone’s been watching football and may have not heard news of some jet engines that were stolen from an air base here in Bolehwood and were found somewhere in South America. They have the alleged thief, a sergeant in the airforce in detention and interrogation is ongoing at an “UNTHINKABLE” setting. Have anyonne watched that movie starring Samuel L. Jackson??
Imagine a sergeant who may not have the authority and strength to cart the engine out of the hangar all by himself, let alone getting the engines onto a ship or plane and transport it out of the country. Where were the customs officials at the port/airport when he loaded the engines onto the ship/plane?? Who authorised the documents for the engines to be transported out of Bolehwood?
WHO?? WHO THE FUCCCKKKKK ??? LANCAU BETUL LAH INI SEMUA BARBEE.
Well, the accomplice is Doraemon who shrunk the engines to the size of a Matchbox miniature model and together with the sergeant who carried the engines in his pocket and they flew to South America. Once at their destination, Doraemon with his magic gadget, enlarged the engines and they easily disposed it off at a flea market. Some market-goers must have bought it for millions of dollars. Then, both Doraemon and the sergeant returned home filthy rich. Bollocks.
Wooh… this is more interesting than the news of Germany going lift the World Cup for the fourth time in three weeks time. Fuyoooohhhh.
