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I was smoking with my colleagues and managers (M) just now and then suddenly my boss, the chairman, came into the room… i mean the staircase for a smoke.

Of course, managers will shine his shoes a bit, a normal gesture… and suddenly boss just burst out loud.

Boss: So, hows things going on?

M1: Ok. Good.

Boss: These Germans are fookers !!!

(everyone was stunned)

Boss: They are here not for work, they just want to fook and fook and fook. How to deal and get business from them?

(Everyone stood there and just listened, nodding heads…)

Boss: Just now some Germans asked me “what can you do for me when I’m free?“. What’s this shit man…

Everyone: Hahahahah. LOL.

M2: They want you to take them to fook.

Boss: They came here just to fook. They told me that they are always free, and that their girlfriends or wives are in Germany. Even those who are in Malaysia, were away on a vacation. They see all the local girls here… they just wanna fook. Their spouses back in Germany are all fat like cow, now here in Malaysian, they see our beautiful girls, they wanna fook.
Everyone: Hahahaa.

Boss: Yeah, germans are all very big sized and fat. Hallo, I’m in this industry for so long, I know what they’re up to. Can’t imagine some company make use of their female marketing staffs to do dirty works. Those marketing girls, sometime they dont care. As long as a deal can be secured, whats the big deal of letting you fook? Chau cibai. Kesian the marketing girls. They will take these marketing girls go for meals and drink at quiet places…. so that they can grab here grab there… fondle here fondle there. This kind of business partners can’t last long.

Everyone: (nodding head)

Then boss, just walked out. Everyone laughed.

Everyone: Tiu… as if we dont know ?!

Good luck boss, in securing business deals in the future.