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Went to church with my aunt this afternoon. While on the way to the church, we wondered if it will rain in the afternoon today. Well, it rained every Good Friday. Last year, the year before…

Then after the Mass, while heading to my uncle’s vegetarian shop, I joked…

G: Eh, today it didn’t rain.

Aunt: Yeah. Weird eh.

G: Hmm… maybe it coincides with Goddess of Mercy’s (Kuan Yin) birthday.

Aunt: Maybe, but what it gotta do with it??

G: I think Jesus Christ and Kuan Yin came to an understanding… and decided there’ll be no rain for today.

Aunt: Huh… hahahaha. Oh, yeah. Once in 20 years…

G: I think it could be on the reason that Buddhist need to burn joss stick.

Aunt: Haha. LOL. Could be, could be. Religions must practice tolerance and coexist.

G: Yeah. You are right.

Lepas pakai tolong tarik tali.

Direct translation to it is - please pull the string after use. The signage is to remind the toilet user to flush after doing small or big business. Is there a word for flush in BM?

Siram air?

I got a call from an unknown number yesterday. The lady spoke in Cantonese.

Unknown Lady: Hallo, Ah San ah?

G: Err.. I think you got the wrong number.

Unknown Lady: Eh… is the 012xxxxxxx?

G: Yes. The number is correct. But i think you got the wrong person.

Unknown Lady: Eh, dont play play la. I’m calling from Australia.

G: Do I look like I’m playing a fool with you?

Unknown Lady: Are you sure this number is correct? Strange la.

G: Yes. The number is correct. But i think you got the wrong person.

Unknown Lady: Ok la. Sorry and thank you. I’ll go fly kites.

I wanted to tell her the number I have may be a recycled number but then mine is a very nice phone number with only 3s and 2s. Hmm.