Blood suckers out in full force
You know that the festive season is around the corner when you see blood suckers all out in full force on every corner of the road. It is the fasting month for the muslims and by the end of the month they are celebrating Hari Raya…. and also not to forget the Hindus, for their festival of light, Deepavali is 2-3 days before hari raya.
I was a bit unfortunate this morning. I was caught by a traffic cop for talking on the mobile phone and not buckling up the seat belt. Where?? At the traffic light corner heading out of BSD towards the main road. Of course, I gave him 50 bucks….. he was acting professionally and I just take it as a tipping. I have no choice. All my cash was in the wallet. I can’t act as if I’ve got no money. Normally, big notes will be in my pocket but this morning I just forgot to do it. I was heading to the bank with a stack of papers. What a bad luck.
For this month, the cops will be very hardworking, grinding extra cash for a fat wholesome festive celebration in 3 weeks time. For all the cinnapek, please be extra cautious even in your neighbourhood. They will grab any chance they have. Dont take the risks.
a) Seat belts
b) No talking on the phone
c) speeding
d) Helmets
What else you can think about?
September 30th, 2006 at 5:02 am
Read the road signs carefully. You don’t want to be caught turning into a one-way street via mistake & viola they’re just happened to be there.
September 30th, 2006 at 9:47 am
OBESE TRAFFIC COPS IN WHITE WILL BE EVERYWHERE !!! THE POLICE IN DARK BLUE WON’T BE FAR AWAY TOO. THEN THE ROAD TRANSPORT DEPT GUYZ WILL BE HERE AND THERE OCCASIONALLY.
Supposedly the police job is a noble profession. But here in Malaysia, the police is just fucked up. They do not deserve our respect.
September 30th, 2006 at 4:15 pm
Dear Endroo,
Do you know by posting this entry, you have confessed to have committed a crime, in this case bribery?? you may be liable to a fine not exceeding ten thousand ringgit or to imprisonment for a term not exceeding two years or to both.
Best Regards
your-so-called-blog-lawyer
September 30th, 2006 at 6:36 pm
xes, that’s what we all do! Damn the government for not giving them a raise.. then, at least they would leave us alone!!!
September 30th, 2006 at 6:58 pm
xes: Thanks for the advice. I was too crossed that I forgot to censor certain aspect of my blog. But the cop asked for it. I will try my best to stay out of trouble. Please continue to advise me from time to time in case I post something that might land me is ISA. I hate that Mr. Leo Moggie. Hope he get mogged by his superiors. Yo… btw, how much can the summon go for this case 1) talking on the phone while driving and 2) seat belt not buckled ??????????
Lex: Sometimes to think of it, yeah you’re right. Thats what we all do… unless the new summon scale (did they stayed with the new lowered scale after Chan Kong Choy interrupted?) have it that the fine for the offences I commited are lower than 50 bucks… then I’ve been an idiotic asshole .
Guys… visit http://www.xes.cx !! Selamat berbuka puasa. Ada puasa tak??
September 30th, 2006 at 7:05 pm
Jem: yeah… these obese fuckers really know the easy way to catch you… they’d just stand there smoking or playing with their dick and if a car comes the opposite direction on a one-way street… money just don’t get easier. Pity to those DBKL Traffic wardens where they only issue parking summon and can’t make money out of it…. coz parking summon is just around 20-30 ringgits.
September 30th, 2006 at 11:25 pm
Lex: i am not in a position to say that we all do that. heh. butthen such matter should not be put in writing!
endroo: im not sure about the amount but should be less than RM500
lazy to do reseaech at the moment heh.