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Sin Ka Lan

July 29, 2006 By: endroo G Category: Bloggy 6 Comments →

This is not some Rocky biscuit sticks. This is a sin ka lan (bullshit) cigarette. Given to us for testing purpose by Ah Lian, the boss of our company’s panel coffee shop.

The pink one is of strawberry flavour and little bit cool like menthol. But it sucks. Nevertheless, the move by the tobacco manufacturer to try out some never before seen packing in Malaysia… this pink one is really eye catching but the product sucks. Come in pink box.

On the other same hand, the black one is a menthol cigarette. Cold cigarettes like Salem. It too have a lil bit… yeah.. all a nigga really need is a lil bit, not a lot baby girl just a lil bit, we can head to the crib in a lil bit… oops, sorry. Lets get rich or die tryin… eerrr I mean get back to the topic. It taste a little strawberry and also sucks. Come in black box.

RM6.50 per pack of 20’s. SKL premium…. sin ka lan. Embassy was better…. way better than even Salem.

Amaran Oleh Kerajaan Malaysia: Merokok Membahayakan Kesihatan

Monkey in Langkawi

July 26, 2006 By: endroo G Category: Bloggy 7 Comments →


Here… the picture of a monkey I spotted drinking Carlsberg Special Brew in one of the island off Langkawi Island. Oh yeah… the island was Pulau Dayang Bunting… with a beautiful lake to swim in.

Cameron Highland farm trip 2005

July 22, 2006 By: endroo G Category: Video 7 Comments →

Sorry for another video here. I just got too many videos to publish and please bear with me. I assure that all these videos are good in quality. No shitty stuffs. Would like to take this opportunity to promote Coldplay. They are one of the greatest band of this era. Please support them and their cause. Make trade fair. Their song Speed of Sound can be heard in the video. Please don’t sue me. TQ.

Ok.. this video was taken during a land rover ride into the remote farms in Cameron Highlands, Malaysia. The guys are all my colleagues. Went there for beer bash. All guys. The language is Cantonese. Thats me, biting the cigarette…. like an ahbeng from china…. like a communist. Haha.

Basically, the video is to show the joy of the bumpy ride. Cool wind, fresh air and beautiful sights. Farms owned by one of my colleague’s relatives. Family exporting business. Flowers, strawberries, tomatoes, vegetations any thing you name it… they have it. Walloped load of strawberries and tomatoes while we plucked… to take home.

For pictures to supplement this video, here it is.

KLCC yet again……..

July 22, 2006 By: endroo G Category: Video No Comments →

My obsession of KLCC is undescribable. This footage is taken while I was driving along Jalan Tun Razak…. on a flyover bridge after the National Library. The best view of KL skyline is here.

YouTube testing in this test tube.

July 20, 2006 By: endroo G Category: Bloggy 1 Comment →

Spice of a bygone era

July 19, 2006 By: endroo G Category: Bloggy 9 Comments →

Well, its Spice Girls I’m referring to. Many of my readers know who the Spice Girls were. Ok, I’m not talking about the shampoo girls (dressed ala Spice Girls) in the hair salon (The Spice Hair Salon) next to Canton City in hometown. Oh fuck, I’m not from China either. Canton City is the name of a restaurant in Selayang Jaya.

Ok, back to the topic. Just now while I was driving home around 8.30pm, hitz.fm played 6-7 Spice Girls hits in a row and I was like ” WOW. SPICE GIRLS !! GIRL POWER. VIVA FOREVER !!” Had the system up, pumping every bit of juice my moderate system can produce. They were the band who took the world by storm during our growing up years in secondary schools (in case some of you don’t know). A generation of teenagers addressed as lala sprung up everywhere, dressed like Geri Halliwell (Ginger Spice). And yeah, David Beckham’s wife Victoria Adams (err.. now Beckham) was one of the band member too, with the Posh Spice moniker. The others were Mel C the Sporty Spice (a Liverpool FC fan), Emma Bunton the Baby Spice and Mel B the Scary Spice.

Sometime, listening to some tunes you so crazed of many years ago, on the radio, will just make your day. Listening it from CD or MP3 don’t generate that feeling much. Let alone, very seldom you’d hear Spice Girls nowadays on the radio… hitz.fm.

So, I would hope that they, hitz.fm will have a slot in some retro hits and play it with any other current hits. I know mix.fm already serve the purpose but there’s no jj & rudy there. Here’s some songs I’d like to hear more often on the radio:

Spice Girls’, Closing Time, Fuel’s Shimmer, Oasis’, Better Than Ezra’s Good, Michael Jackson’s, Coolio’s, Tupac’s…………….. just to name a few. Oh yeah, the famous one before Spice Girls….. Fool’s Garden Lemon Tree. Karaoke session ain’t complete without singing this song. Translated to many languages and imagine if EVERYONE have mobile phone at that time, this would have been the ultimate ringtone. Haha.

Do you still remember, how we used to be ,feeling together, believe in whatever… Viva forever.

MICC saved the day

July 16, 2006 By: endroo G Category: Bloggy 1 Comment →

Went to Genting yet again. Yesterday nite. But this time round, some shit happened. Soon Keong’s car… Toyota Unser (KF81) went kaput. The battery overloaded and exploded and everyone in his car almost scared to shit when the car died off and total darkness…. while going uphill.

I went up first with the Lees. Lee Lip Stik, N Lee and N Lee’s sister. Those in the KF81 were the owner of course, Daniel F, Teh Tow Kay, Atrica, choki & Chia Yee. While I was walking with the Lees to the Coffee Bean, phone rang.

Someone I forgot who, maybe it was Ken… told me the battery exploded and there’s a lot of smoke coming out from the engine bay. Feared of the whole wire harness and distributor to catch fire, asked them to back off from the car. Then they started to see the acids… the battery water, shooting out like a fountain. Boiling acids. Geez.

Told Soon Keong to calm down. Got the car registration number. I then called MICC. Toyota 24-7 breakdown service call centre is actually run by my company. Those of you not in the know, if you’re driving a Toyota new car, you’re entitled to a free efficient breakdown service in Malaysia. In just a minute, the call centre officer arranged tow truck (Chin Lin) and on its way up to Genting from Ampang.

So they waited and asked The MBA to drive Daniel F’s car uphill. Luckily MBA refused to go on the reason for being tired in the first place or else no one to drive a car up. Everything were pre-arranged by God.

While waited for the tow truck to reach, the Lees and I went to Coffee Bean, have some drinks, walked around to take some pictures and the rest of them sat on the dark stretch of the roadside somewhere near Gohtong Jaya. MMS’ed them some pictures of us having hot coffee… to tease them and they revenged by a funny video of everyone’s antics. The car owner was surely very sad, tired, regret, whatever.

After settled everything, sent the two female Lees back to wangsa maju and we headed back to the nasi lemak stall in the market. Ken, Daniel F and Teh Tow Kay joined us later. Walloped some huge amount of nasi lemak.

See if “1106″ will strike in 4D.

From the Archbishop with love

July 13, 2006 By: endroo G Category: Bloggy 13 Comments →

A good read for all the dunggus. Think before you do stupid thing, you all big time sohai…. if you ever plan to be one.



July 10, 2006

July 10, 2006 By: endroo G Category: Bloggy 3 Comments →

This is like the video game King of Fighter with a 6 hit combo.

*This still picture is sourced from >> http://www.worldcupblog.org/

Zinedine Zidane. That headbutt will be remembered forever in everyone’s mind who watched the Final. Whatever the reason that led to the action…. must be something very provoking that made Zizou to “iron head kungfu” that pizza guy.

Being the “tai si heng” (the most senior) of the French squad… Zizou kungfu’ed the pizza guy for whatever reason that we’ll soon to know… got himself red carded and ended the French hope. But he was awarded the Golden Ball Award despite being sent off in the final. This is great.

I think Zizou watched too much of Shaolin Soccer (that award-winning Hongkey film) and tried to perform what he practised. Or maybe he was trying to make a mark… something that people will remember for the rest of their life… Zinedine Zidane shaolin kungfu’ed that pizza guy at the Final of 2006 at Berlin.

By the way, we resume our normal life and normal sleeping hours. Now I need to adjust my clock back to Malaysian time. Haha.

At the mean time, here.. go and support and show your love to the man, Klinsmann. Everyone hope that he will extend his contract. Klinsmann muss bleiben !!

* iron head kungfu - A variant of Shaolin kungfu where by the person who practised it have a head/skull as hard as iron. Smash a brick onto your head and it (the brick) will break.

FIFA World Cup 2006 Final : Italy vs France

July 10, 2006 By: endroo G Category: Bloggy No Comments →

Malaysian time. Source… Astro Stadium.

0152 : The teams walked out to the pitch for the ceremony. Tons of photographers. The stadium is BLUE in colour. Italy’s national anthem played first.

0154: French national anthem being played. Jacques Chirac is there.

0157: The teams take pictures. Coin toss goin on.

0158: About to blow whistle.

0200: Kicked off.

I’m off. Lets enjoy the game… though its not Germany playing.

..and the Oscar goes to…. C.Ronaldo !!

July 10, 2006 By: endroo G Category: Bloggy 1 Comment →

Anyone watched his best performance ever, yesterday? Prolific directors like Steven Spielberg, James Cameron and the likes should consider him for a better-paying job rather than stucked in the football pitches, kicking balls for the rest of his life..

fucking moneylender issues in Malaysia

July 07, 2006 By: endroo G Category: Bloggy 3 Comments →


These illegal moneylenders are going hi-tech. They blog about their products. What the fuck, man. You’ll find these annoying advertisements anywhere. In your snail mail boxes, any place where they can stick these stickers, slid between your car wiper blades and door outer release handles, doorsteps… practically any public place.

Now, blogosphere started to get infested.

Commenting function in this blog

July 03, 2006 By: endroo G Category: Bloggy 5 Comments →

Just in case some of you don’t know where the fuck is the “post a comment” link… hover the mouse over the number (0, 1, 3, 4, 6 or 8) next to the post title and you’ll get a mouse-over effect. Thats the link to the comment page… when you see the mouse icon change to a hand/finger.

Some friends told me they can’t locate the comment link.

From Berlin to Buenos Aires… with love !

July 02, 2006 By: endroo G Category: Bloggy No Comments →

Geezz, to all Germany fans all over the world who is reading this, let’s sing..

Don’t cry out loud, Argentina
The truth is Germany beat you
All through my wild dreams
My expectations
Die Mannschaft promised
Don’t keep your distance
Have I said too much? There’s nothing more I can think of to say to you
But all you have to do is look at me to know that every word is true

*This is the revised-to-suit-the-occasion chorus of the famous Madonna’s song “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina”

CELEBRATE THE DAY !!!!!!!

July 02, 2006 By: endroo G Category: Bloggy 4 Comments →

England 0 - Portugal 0 (FT)

England 0 - Portugal 0 (ET)
Penalty shotout : Portugal won 3-1

So the pesky England was eliminated. HOORAY !!!!!. The happiest moment was the moment Steven Gerrard’s kick was saved by the Jens Lehmann.

Let’s sing Herbert Gronemeyer’s “Celebrate The Day”. No other day has been better than this.

Ohh eh ohh oh ehhh… celebrate the day… the day.. the dayyyy……… celebrate the day England TAPAU’ed !

* tapau - a Cantonese word meaning pack. Eg. Can you tapau (as in take away) some food for me?