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So.. we all hear bullshits everyday… be it from someone you barely knows or your family, loved ones, significant half, any tom, dick and harry, whoever. But I thought I was lucky to read bullshit today in the office.

Well, I’m lucky enough to sit next to a printer, a Xerox color printer that is, which print hundreds of pages of pictures everyday. Today while I was flipping to get my pictures, I came across a few copies of the company’s profile. Yeah, they update the company’s profile regularly, everytime there’s meeting with some big clients etc. I even took a few copies of different version home. So, back to the story here. I was flipping through the profile and something caught my attention. The word “Blackberry“. Yeah, I can say my company like to invest in technologies. They would boast about their high-techness shits. In a way, I’m quite supportive in this cause of theirs.

So, there’s a whole paragraph on this Blackberry thingy and as I read the elaborations (the bullshits), I just know it ain’t right to say (or to type) “…we equip and empower all our adjusters nationwide with Blackberry device” !!! MAN, THAT JUST AIN’T FUCKING RIGHT!

Come on bitch, whoever typed that shit, how the fuck can you say the company equipped all of us adjusters with the Blackberry device when everyone of my department (minus the Assistant Managers and above) don’t even have a fucking corporate email address. Everyone else from the personal assistants, typists, call centre staffs, almost every other departments have email (they use Lotus Notes clients) except us in the motor department (except our AM and above) and of course the despatch guys. I wonder if they really gonna show the print (that I read) to the client or whoever, or is it just a draft before the big boss approves it.

Everytime when there’s some memos circulating around (which normally sent in email in today’s world), we’re the one who get it last, or sometime don’t. They will ask someone to print out a copy of the email and give to everyone of us. With loads of papers on the desk everyday, it can be easily overlook and treated as rough papers. Isn’t it nonsense?! Pure stupidity. These days they started to push “paperless” solution for the office operations. (pun really intended).

And I heard that they have unlimited Lotus Note licenses. Now, how hard is it to install a client in our computers and setup a certificate in the server side ?! Sometime when we deal with our clients, it is very embarassing to tell them that I don’t have a fucking endroo_G@mxxxx.com ! Luckily, they still allow internet access and I can use my G mail. Once a broker asked me to give her my email address because she wanna send some documents (in digitized format) to me and I gave her my then Yahoo! address. When I told her, xfroi_G@yahoo.com, she got confused why I gave her my personal email. I then told her we don’t have the luxury of corporate email. Everyone else, even the new harry (hairy?) dick staffs of that other department have it but not us. She said, “Oh… why your company like that one?! I will ask your CEO why your department don’t have email!”. Now look, do we looked like we don’t know how to use an email client? Even my 10 year old cousin use Thunderbird. I use Notes too in my previous employment with no dfficulties.

So, now you know why this blog of mine is known as it is? Bullshit does matter and it can make a big difference in different situations. With this, the bullshits in the form of “Blackberry email devices” does add some spice in the company profile and would help a little to land them a good deal. I wish them luck in bullshitting. Now, you can ask them to fuck off with their bullshits and double standardness coz I don’t give a fuck anymore. Period.

So.. if you’re coming over to my house, please be aware that the road after the LDP/Techno Discotheque crossroad…. after you come down from the flyover towards Sungai Buloh, you must KEEP LEFT to go to Bandar Sri Damansara and the right lane (fast lane) is ONLY all the way straight to Sungai Buloh !!!! If you miss the shit, you have to go all the way to Sungai Buloh (KTM Komuter station) to make a U-turn and that’s about 3 km away (not including the bottleneck jams all the way there). You can see all the orange/white barriers put all along the road. So, good luck, folks.

I got fucked by my hommy cum colleague, MC. He was not aware and I swear I’ve already told a few close colleagues and him while we have our drinks after work just before the weekend. Damn it. They complained that it is not wise to come to this side of the state nowadays.

Chatted with The Walkman (linggi) yesterday on the MSN Messenger and he told me he jammed for almost an hour to reach home from LDP. All because of the road closure. Looks like many folks from hometown does not aware of this. Come on… go read the papers !!! Or READ MY BLOG. You gonna get some crucial informations here that can save you some hassles.

So, after I post this up here… you won’t have the right to say that I didn’t tell you. Fuck you. Everything here is official.

Credits:

All the hassles we face today, should be thanked to Samy Vellu & Co.

Ah…. ok. We went for paintball yet again. This afternoon. Kinda bit addicted. This time really 7 of us in the field, shooting like there’s no tomorrow. We’ll go again soon… for the jungle terrain assault. LiEw was interested but sadly I didn’t inform him earlier and he was not free this afternoon.

Now, after watching numerous war films… from Saving Private Ryan to Band of Brothers to Thin Red Line to Enemy at the Gates to Saints and Soldiers (just to name a few)…. I now know what its like in the battlefield when it scared the shit out of you. In the films, we would see some soldiers like lost in his own world and dreaming and was so afraid and was like having a mental disorder. I now know why. Although it is just a paintball game, confronting an enemy (opponent) needs very big guts. And tactical skills is very important. You need the teamwork of everyone. Although you may say… “ai yah, its only just a paintball game, kena shoot, so what?”, getting a shot is like no restart in real life.

I now know that actually I’m so scared of heavy crossfire. I would be hiding somewhere camping and hoping to get some dead chicken. I would never make a good soldier. Perhaps I need some military training. Being a soldier in the battlefield is never an easy feat. I think it is a fact.

The most crucial safety device of the entire game. Face mask save your eyes from being blinded by accidental headshots.

The marker. Paint marker. In normal speak, it is the fucking gun that you use to shoot your foes…. and friends (like what MC did. He shot Johnson, his team mate in the assault)

Safety plug of the marker. When the game is over, you MUST plug the barrel. You don’t want accident(s) to happen.

NOS ? Nope. Its filled with CO2 to project the pellets (bullet).

Cooling off.

Fuck. I got a headshot.

My wound

My wound

Discussing the strategies before the game starts.

Fuck. He’s a nut case. He use his ass to think. Guess what?! He bought 20 more fishes and a submarine plant and put it all into the aquarium tank. I was so pissed off when I came home the other day.

First, I already wanna get a slightly bigger second-hand tank for the 8 fishes should they grow bigger and this Mr. Bean bought another 20. Where the fuck will there be room for the fishes to swim around ?? Imagine your room which only fit a cupboard, a single bed and a shelf…. can the room fit in 2 fatso’s like those obese traffic cops ? Its the same idea and this is basic needs. We need more room to live.

Now I’ve put the new fishes in a different tank and without the air pump hose. Fuck them. I see all the fishes swim at the surface, stick their mouth out and trying to get fresh air. Haha. I put 2 small sized and a medium sized (compared with the fat ones I have) one in the regular tank. Whenever I put in the food, the small ones will lose out and have to eat the scraps/shits/wastes by the fat ones. Sometimes if they are lucky, the fat ones will spit of some chunks of the food pellet and these small ones will grab it in a blink of eye. This is fun, man. I think they won’t die so soon eh.

So, yesterday nite we went Putrajaya for sightseeing. Lee suggested the idea as he have not been to Putrajaya before. I was thinking of taking pictures there too and he brought up the idea. What the hell, lets go. After dinner, we travelled from hometown… Selayang. Took us about 30-45 minutes to reach. Nice sceneries, buildings, lightings…. the Shangri-La Putrajaya was nice too. Wanted to go to the Dataran Putra, where the famous arch is situated near the mosque… its closed. The park was close. Damn… so just visited the bridge, the Palace of Justice and the hotel. Nice place to shoot (take pictures, duh) at night.

Group picture at the bridge (Jambatan Seri Wawasan)

The G

Gents

Ladies

Posers

G, so deep in thinking..

Real posers

Relaxing

Let the pro do the job…

Ken is a vandal. If that “whatever he was standing on” break, he will go straight to Palace of Justice.

Again, I’m deep into my thoughts..

Pariah poser

To all Manchester United fans worldwide. Do not frown coz there will be better days very soon. The next season is ours’. Glory Glory Man United !!

The MBA and his girlfriend (Shangri-La Putrajaya)

The towkay and his girlfriend (Shangri-La Putrajaya)

The main entrance to the “battlefield”

The safe zone and the armoury.

I stepped on a “booby trap” when we arrived.

Paintball in action. They are some of the regulars of that facility.

Paintball in action. He was ambushed from different angles.

After the regulars played, its our turn.

Do I look like I was enlisted to the Engineer Corps?

But there’s only one thing made this picture bad…. our bellies. Man, fuck.

Our group

Chong with his wounds

Leong with his wound

The picture before we go home

Yo… this ain’t Chingy. This is paintball. Went to play paintball with colleagues. Its just six of us. 3 on 3. Oh, well, Johnson’s wife was the bag keeper. So 7 for the trip.

Man, I looked good in camouflage and I like that overall I wore though a bit oversized. It saved me from suffering pain when some stray paintballs hit my nuts (yeah, the nuts under my dick) while I was squatting behind Ah Leong, who was taking refuge behind a wall. The game was awesome, though a bit tiring because of the face mask which almost suffocated each of us. The field was big and wide. A lot of places to hide, empty houses, huts, trees and pillars. The marker (the gun) was very light and powerful. Reminds me of the Steyr AUG that I was given an opportunity to grip on in the army camp many years ago. It can shoot very far but thats because of the pressure of the CO2 canister which produced air to project the bullets… I mean the paintballs.

The place is somewhere in Kuang. Its in the middle of a jungle. The facility is run by Mud Trekker. So much fun we had yesterday. You guys should try it if you have already not. The price is reasonable.