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Tiu lor. My trendy yet comfy leather shoe is missing. I must have left it at the car park last Wednesday when I came home after futsal. I was tired. I have bags to carry, sweaty wet shirt, newspaper and shoes.

I must have left the leather shoe at the carpark after closing the tailgate of the car and walked up straight into the house forgotten about the shoe. Until yesterday morning, when I was about to leave for office, I looked for the shoe but to no avail. Man, thats a new shoe which was flown in from London. Arrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhh. Fuck. I wanna cry.

I curse, I curse, I curse the person who took the shoe. He who took and wear the shoe shall suffer from Hongkey foot or athlete’s foot or any other inflamation that would result to the amputation of the feet.

• “Warna kontra” (contrast colour) in Arts Class where Ms. Ruth Lee taught us? (Form 3). What happened in the warna kontra joke? A button at the midriff of the teacher’s dress was undid. And it showed her beige panties. I was standing up reading something to the class when everyone was laughing to themselves and our classmate Gopi (now Dr. Gopi) shouted “warna kontra” because the teacher was wearing a pink dress. At first I didn’t know what was going on and I was like what the fuck… am I reading something wrong ? Why everyone was laughing. After reading, I sat down and got to know from MBA about the situation. The teacher finally realized it and buttoned her dress. Hhahahha.

• Who was the only teacher that also issue passports? What subject she taught us? Mrs. Kasi. The passport here is the list of the moral values and their definitions. Once you remember all the values and its subvalues and their definitions, you already have a passport to get flying colours for your Moral Education paper.

• Which teacher was known as The Spider Web ? Cikgu Abdul Rahman. His stale sliver keeps ending up at the side of his lips and it looks like bubbles/webs and thus The Spider Web.

• Who lifted Zainul upside down (180º), holding only his legs and shook him up and down till all the coins fell out from his pockets? Cikgu Aznam. He lifted Zainul because he didn’t bring his tracksuit/trousers for PE class. This teacher was a mad guy. Imagine if you have long hair, you’ll be sent to the diciplinary teacher… but even sporting a crew cut (not the squarish one), I got hit by a cane on my head by this mad teacher. Fuck.

• The bitch who on the first day of a science subject class in Form 4, gave us an opening fuck the moment she stepped into the class. We don’t even know who the fuck was her, first time she came into the class, we already kena fuck for reason that we don’t even know till today. What subject did that bitch taught? Biology.

• Who was the rose of SMIH? Cikgu Rosman.

• Which 2 teachers broke into war of words (fuck each others) at along the corridor of the teacher’s room (Block A and we’re in the science lab at the ground floor of Block B) in a very damn quiet afternoon during an exam/test. (Hint: they are non-Malay) Mrs. Toh and Mrs. Saraswathy.

• Who was Cikgu Apple? She was a temporary Maths teacher who drove the guys nuts… as in going after her, thinking of her, asking questions they already know.. just to get near her. You know what I mean.

• Who threw unfinished homework exercise books straight from the class in 2nd Floor down to the fish pond below? Mej (B) Rasid. Yes… that retired major is the gruesome History teacher. Everything goes with military precision.

• Our classroom, the science lab, was turned into ping pong arena (because of the big tables for science experiments) everytime after each subject period and recess time. Which teacher played ping pong with us in the science lab ? Pn. Fathiyah. Our Accounts teacher. The most sporting teacher in the school.

• This teacher was the only one permitted Melvin and Zainul (The Jumbo and Mice) to bring along their text books or reference books into exam halls. What was the reason behind this? What subject she taught us? It was Additional Maths. Why? These fellahs can’t even get above 10 marks when they were caught last exam for cheating by copying from a book. The teacher said “Given a book, they can’t even get it right.. so who cares if they have a book for the Add Maths paper.”

Ok. There you go.

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Yo, the weekend been rather normal. Aeroplaned (FFK’ed) TTY, Ken and the others for the movie Poseidon at Berjaya Times Square all because of the pesky TTY. I told him I will go to his place and we all travel in his car and he started to give me shit excuses etc to not ride with him. I got so fed up I sent him a sms an hour later.

That nite ended up feasting at Restoran Talipon, Old Kuchai Road with MBA couple, CY, Daniel F, Lee and Soon Keong. After the dinner, they movie buffs called for yamcha at BBS Stadium. Went the to drop something for choki first and asked Lee to tell them I will be going back there after sending those in my car home. Tired after the feast. So after sending CY, Lee and Soon Keong home, Daniel F and I wnet back to the eatery only to find everyone’s gone home. What the fuck?! Called and ask TTY, he said.. “Oh sorry, I forgot and was a bit tired already.” Fuck. Maybe he’s doing it back to me for ffk for the movie.

Fast forward….Sunday, I was awaken by the mobile phone at 12.30pm. Lee called. “Where the fuck are you?” he said. And I was still gathering my bearings, after awaken from a deep sleep.

I’m supposed to be at his place at 12.30pm to ride with him to the yong tau foo shop in Rawang. Drove Mr Bean to tapau lunch, sent him home and I’m off to Selayang. Once reached, hopped into Lee’s ride and went to fetch CY and Daniel F. We reached there first.

Then the rest of them arrived. TTY couple, MBA couple and Ken. Oh well, Ah Woh and his new luscious girlfriend were present too. Yong tau foo is delicious.

What is yong tau foo? It originates from Ampang.. suburb of KL. See here.

Halo, I’m very disappointed with my hommies who read my shits here but not leaving any comments. I’m very sorry to raise this up again.

It’s hard to instil the blogging culture to them. They just don’t like to read. Man, this is sick. Comment make an author encouraged and strive to bring more nice shits.

Blogs is where you get informations prohibited in the mainstream media and get into interactive dialogues and joke around in your comments…… its more pleasurable than reading a book to me.

Here’s some blog sites which is so much livelier… and I’m kinda green with envy because their hommies all really enjoy the blog and they are like some close knit communities, giving away ideas, comments…. its like chatting in IRC. You know.

www.xes.cx
http://cheeserland.blogspot.com/

Here’s something keeykeey asked me to blog.

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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn on page 18 and find line 4.
the fully cooked, juicy, family sized turkey on the kitchen table to cool off

2. Stretch your left arm out as far a you can.
——————>

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV??
MTV

4.Without looking, guess what time it is?
1.00AM

5.Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
1?45AM

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
TV & fish tank air pump

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
the corridor… smoking

8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
the dying fishes in the aquarium

9.What are you wearing.
underwear & short pants

10.Did you dream last night??
I forgot

11.When did you last laughed??
just now yamcha with hommies in Selayang

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in??
The Holy Picture

13.Seen anything weird lately??
cannot recall

14.WHat do you think of this quiz..?
wasting time

15.What is the last film you saw??
MI:3 at the cinema; The Hitch on DVD

16. If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would you buy??
A mansion and travel the world. Ask Hugh Hefner to supply me “bunnies”.

17.Tell me something about you that I dunno.
nothing

18.If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do??
That I can change the world, I would be the sunlight in your universe, you will think my love was really something good, baby if I could change the world…

19.Do you like to dance?
broken dance…. not break dance.

20.George Bush.
Fuck Bush.

21.Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her??
Merry G Bye

22.Imagine you first child is aboy, what do you call him??
Dr. Droo

23.Would you ever consider living abroad??
Perhaps

24.What do you want GOD to say to you when you reach the pearly gates??
Your grandparents are waiting for you, let me show you the way.

25. 5 people who must also do this memo in their journal.
Lee
LiEw
Dominic P
choki
ploy

So, after Mother’s Day on Sunday…. today…. is Teacher’s Day. Happy Teacher’s Day.

Without teachers, I won’t be writing this blog post here now. The schooling years were indeed very happy and sometimes frustrating but its now gone forever. How we wished we can turn back time and get back to school.. back to the carefree days.

The teachers… some were caring, some were jolly, some were shitty, some were as childish as us, some were bastards, some were ……………………… (fill in the blank yourself)

My hommies…. remember these time we had with our teachers at SM Ideal Heights (Selayang) many moons ago? Here’s some questions for you all (those of Form 5 Class of 98′) to answer to test your ‘which teacher’ knowledge and bring back some memories to be cherished.

• “Warna kontra” (contrast colour) in Arts Class where Ms. Ruth Lee taught us? (Form 3). What happened in the warna kontra joke?

• Who was the only teacher that also issue passports? What subject she taught us?

• Which teacher was known as The Spider Web ?

• Who lifted Zainul upside down (180º), holding only his legs and shook him up and down till all the coins fell out from his pockets?

• The bitch who on the first day of a science subject class in Form 4, gave us an opening fuck the moment she stepped into the class. We don’t even know who the fuck was her, first time she came into the class, we already kena fuck for reason that we don’t even know till today. What subject did that bitch taught?

• Who was the rose of SMIH?

• Which 2 teachers broke into war of words (fuck each others) at along the corridor of the teacher’s room (Block A and we’re in the science lab at the ground floor of Block B) in a very damn quiet afternoon during an exam/test. (Hint: they are non-Malay)

• Who was Cikgu Apple?

• Who threw unfinished homework exercise books straight from the class in 2nd Floor down to the fish pond below?

• Our classroom, the science lab, was turned into ping pong arena (because of the big tables for science experiments) everytime after each subject period and recess time. Which teacher played ping pong with us in the science lab ?

• This teacher was the only one permitted Melvin and Zainul (The Jumbo and Mice) to bring along their text books or reference books into exam halls. What was the reason behind this? What subject she taught us?

So… here’s 11 ….. I mean 12 questions for you all fellow schoolmates of 94′-98′. Enjoy. Happy Teachers Day to all the teachers who have guided us, inspired us, fucked us, caned us, played with us like as if they’re of our age, coached us, whatever. Thanks for all the learning years.

Also not forgetting the teachers in SK Selayang Jaya, who taughts us fundamentals of BM, English, Maths (ie. 1+1= 11), Alam dan Manusia and other subjects.

To that guy teacher from some other Chinese school, who came to our primary school to teach us Chinese pupils… Mandarin. Thank you for the efforts of teaching us bananas Mandarin. I’m sorry that I skipped all the classes but even if i stayed for the lessons, I would’ve been wasting my time only. Don’t worry, I can speak broken Mandarin now… not write or read though. Thanks anyway.

To that Mr. Gan who taught us BASIC programming in Std 2 and introduced us the cult game of that time, Karateka. Thanks for the computer lessons. We are all computer literated today.

Ribuan terima kasih, cikgu.

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