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• “Warna kontra” (contrast colour) in Arts Class where Ms. Ruth Lee taught us? (Form 3). What happened in the warna kontra joke? A button at the midriff of the teacher’s dress was undid. And it showed her beige panties. I was standing up reading something to the class when everyone was laughing to themselves and our classmate Gopi (now Dr. Gopi) shouted “warna kontra” because the teacher was wearing a pink dress. At first I didn’t know what was going on and I was like what the fuck… am I reading something wrong ? Why everyone was laughing. After reading, I sat down and got to know from MBA about the situation. The teacher finally realized it and buttoned her dress. Hhahahha.

• Who was the only teacher that also issue passports? What subject she taught us? Mrs. Kasi. The passport here is the list of the moral values and their definitions. Once you remember all the values and its subvalues and their definitions, you already have a passport to get flying colours for your Moral Education paper.

• Which teacher was known as The Spider Web ? Cikgu Abdul Rahman. His stale sliver keeps ending up at the side of his lips and it looks like bubbles/webs and thus The Spider Web.

• Who lifted Zainul upside down (180º), holding only his legs and shook him up and down till all the coins fell out from his pockets? Cikgu Aznam. He lifted Zainul because he didn’t bring his tracksuit/trousers for PE class. This teacher was a mad guy. Imagine if you have long hair, you’ll be sent to the diciplinary teacher… but even sporting a crew cut (not the squarish one), I got hit by a cane on my head by this mad teacher. Fuck.

• The bitch who on the first day of a science subject class in Form 4, gave us an opening fuck the moment she stepped into the class. We don’t even know who the fuck was her, first time she came into the class, we already kena fuck for reason that we don’t even know till today. What subject did that bitch taught? Biology.

• Who was the rose of SMIH? Cikgu Rosman.

• Which 2 teachers broke into war of words (fuck each others) at along the corridor of the teacher’s room (Block A and we’re in the science lab at the ground floor of Block B) in a very damn quiet afternoon during an exam/test. (Hint: they are non-Malay) Mrs. Toh and Mrs. Saraswathy.

• Who was Cikgu Apple? She was a temporary Maths teacher who drove the guys nuts… as in going after her, thinking of her, asking questions they already know.. just to get near her. You know what I mean.

• Who threw unfinished homework exercise books straight from the class in 2nd Floor down to the fish pond below? Mej (B) Rasid. Yes… that retired major is the gruesome History teacher. Everything goes with military precision.

• Our classroom, the science lab, was turned into ping pong arena (because of the big tables for science experiments) everytime after each subject period and recess time. Which teacher played ping pong with us in the science lab ? Pn. Fathiyah. Our Accounts teacher. The most sporting teacher in the school.

• This teacher was the only one permitted Melvin and Zainul (The Jumbo and Mice) to bring along their text books or reference books into exam halls. What was the reason behind this? What subject she taught us? It was Additional Maths. Why? These fellahs can’t even get above 10 marks when they were caught last exam for cheating by copying from a book. The teacher said “Given a book, they can’t even get it right.. so who cares if they have a book for the Add Maths paper.”

Ok. There you go.

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Yo, the weekend been rather normal. Aeroplaned (FFK’ed) TTY, Ken and the others for the movie Poseidon at Berjaya Times Square all because of the pesky TTY. I told him I will go to his place and we all travel in his car and he started to give me shit excuses etc to not ride with him. I got so fed up I sent him a sms an hour later.

That nite ended up feasting at Restoran Talipon, Old Kuchai Road with MBA couple, CY, Daniel F, Lee and Soon Keong. After the dinner, they movie buffs called for yamcha at BBS Stadium. Went the to drop something for choki first and asked Lee to tell them I will be going back there after sending those in my car home. Tired after the feast. So after sending CY, Lee and Soon Keong home, Daniel F and I wnet back to the eatery only to find everyone’s gone home. What the fuck?! Called and ask TTY, he said.. “Oh sorry, I forgot and was a bit tired already.” Fuck. Maybe he’s doing it back to me for ffk for the movie.

Fast forward….Sunday, I was awaken by the mobile phone at 12.30pm. Lee called. “Where the fuck are you?” he said. And I was still gathering my bearings, after awaken from a deep sleep.

I’m supposed to be at his place at 12.30pm to ride with him to the yong tau foo shop in Rawang. Drove Mr Bean to tapau lunch, sent him home and I’m off to Selayang. Once reached, hopped into Lee’s ride and went to fetch CY and Daniel F. We reached there first.

Then the rest of them arrived. TTY couple, MBA couple and Ken. Oh well, Ah Woh and his new luscious girlfriend were present too. Yong tau foo is delicious.

What is yong tau foo? It originates from Ampang.. suburb of KL. See here.