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So, after Mother’s Day on Sunday…. today…. is Teacher’s Day. Happy Teacher’s Day.

Without teachers, I won’t be writing this blog post here now. The schooling years were indeed very happy and sometimes frustrating but its now gone forever. How we wished we can turn back time and get back to school.. back to the carefree days.

The teachers… some were caring, some were jolly, some were shitty, some were as childish as us, some were bastards, some were ……………………… (fill in the blank yourself)

My hommies…. remember these time we had with our teachers at SM Ideal Heights (Selayang) many moons ago? Here’s some questions for you all (those of Form 5 Class of 98′) to answer to test your ‘which teacher’ knowledge and bring back some memories to be cherished.

• “Warna kontra” (contrast colour) in Arts Class where Ms. Ruth Lee taught us? (Form 3). What happened in the warna kontra joke?

• Who was the only teacher that also issue passports? What subject she taught us?

• Which teacher was known as The Spider Web ?

• Who lifted Zainul upside down (180º), holding only his legs and shook him up and down till all the coins fell out from his pockets?

• The bitch who on the first day of a science subject class in Form 4, gave us an opening fuck the moment she stepped into the class. We don’t even know who the fuck was her, first time she came into the class, we already kena fuck for reason that we don’t even know till today. What subject did that bitch taught?

• Who was the rose of SMIH?

• Which 2 teachers broke into war of words (fuck each others) at along the corridor of the teacher’s room (Block A and we’re in the science lab at the ground floor of Block B) in a very damn quiet afternoon during an exam/test. (Hint: they are non-Malay)

• Who was Cikgu Apple?

• Who threw unfinished homework exercise books straight from the class in 2nd Floor down to the fish pond below?

• Our classroom, the science lab, was turned into ping pong arena (because of the big tables for science experiments) everytime after each subject period and recess time. Which teacher played ping pong with us in the science lab ?

• This teacher was the only one permitted Melvin and Zainul (The Jumbo and Mice) to bring along their text books or reference books into exam halls. What was the reason behind this? What subject she taught us?

So… here’s 11 ….. I mean 12 questions for you all fellow schoolmates of 94′-98′. Enjoy. Happy Teachers Day to all the teachers who have guided us, inspired us, fucked us, caned us, played with us like as if they’re of our age, coached us, whatever. Thanks for all the learning years.

Also not forgetting the teachers in SK Selayang Jaya, who taughts us fundamentals of BM, English, Maths (ie. 1+1= 11), Alam dan Manusia and other subjects.

To that guy teacher from some other Chinese school, who came to our primary school to teach us Chinese pupils… Mandarin. Thank you for the efforts of teaching us bananas Mandarin. I’m sorry that I skipped all the classes but even if i stayed for the lessons, I would’ve been wasting my time only. Don’t worry, I can speak broken Mandarin now… not write or read though. Thanks anyway.

To that Mr. Gan who taught us BASIC programming in Std 2 and introduced us the cult game of that time, Karateka. Thanks for the computer lessons. We are all computer literated today.

Ribuan terima kasih, cikgu.