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Lately we often heard on the air (hitz.fm) that we Malaysians are polite and friendly people but not when we’re on the road. That “community service” encouraged/urged us to be more polite and friendly on the road. Don’t Rudy and JJ (the hitz.fm Morning Crews) realized that the “ad” is a bit out of place and without rationale ??

Do you think this is likely to happen anytime soon? I don’t think so. Definitely not, even in our lifetime. The angst is part of every Malaysian drivers’ instinct. The Malaysian Government in whole if I should, must be blamed for all the traffic jams caused by improper road plannings where for example, take the traffic light junctions in Ampang on the MRR2 goin into Shamelin/Pandan Indah (the architects are all clowns), corruptions which leads to problematic subsequent shits such as the MRR2 flyover cracks (FUCK SAMY VELLU), public transport that flopped (just look at the Light Rail Transit and KL Monorail and see which area they service), single occupancy vehicles (SOV), precious fuels burnt in traffic jams……. here just to name a few.

So, do you now not know why is the rage is so eminent? You should ask Samy Vellu to drive down to Kepong one day when he’s free and let him tell you the experience. Oh, did I tell anyone of you that last Wednesday… around 8.38pm, I was going to my aunty’s place in Selayang for a monthly BEC community prayer which starts at 9.00pm. I reached at 9.45pm, everyone was leaving after the prayer. The whole Kepong was in a chaos that very night. They closed the main road to repair the fucking pillars of the MRR2 flyover. Man, when I left my aunty’s place at 11.38pm… took me another precious one hour to reach home. Fuck.

All the cars were diverted into Taman Kepong (residential area) > the Kepong Baru Catholic church > to make a U-turn at the traffic light junction (previously the roundabout). Holy cow. All the prime movers with all their trailers and wares, concrete mixers, lorries, vans, motorcars, motorbikes and even bicycles were all clogged there trying to make a U-turn to Bukit Maluri. Throw your mother old shoe*, Samy.

Ok. I’m done for now. Going for dinner. Hope it’s not jammed out there right now. SMIH Annual Dinner.

Throw your mother old shoe - borrowed from the famous Kiasu film. A harsh profanity in an indirective manner. Kids, do not say this at home.