Sorry for not posting for almost a week. Been doing some reading… yeah, you guessed it right. That nigga’s book.
So… anything happened ? Yeah. I dissed a bloody bitch yesterday. Car owner of Toyota Vios bearing Malaysian registration number BHW7689. A bitch named Yeow Geik Foong. She’s a customer to Aviva Insurance. I was supposed to inspect her car at this UMW Toyota (Section 19) PJ last Saturday. The motherfuckers who run the insurance claim department at Toyota PJ, a Steven Lee and a Faridah… were too busy to attend me. Worse, Steven told me they gonna close shop soon and Saturday they won’t attend adjusters. It was 11.00am. So, what to do?! I left.
Went there again on Monday morning and again those motherfuckers put me in waiting list. I was like, Shit, lets get the fuck out of here. Fuck them. Curse them.
The next day, my colleague Louis went. He managed to survey one of the two cars we got to survey, after waited for an hour. Another car was still with the owner/insured (the bitch).
That afternoon, I received a call from the claims manager of Aviva… asking me what the fuck are we doing.. why haven’t we survey the fucking car. I was like, What the fuck, the car is still with the owner and the motherfuckers at Toyota PJ don’t give a fuck to me and made me waited for nothing. The the claims manager asked me to settle the case as the owner was making noise to the agent and his boss.. perhaps. Got the contact number from him.
So, then I called the fucking bitch. She asked, she’ll be sending her car to Toyota Section 19 PJ tomorrow morning (Thursday) at 8.30am. I was like, What?! 8.30am? It will be so fucking jammed. So tried to con her to send in the car at around 10.00am because I got an appointment somewhere and she started to make noise. She said she’s a salesperson and gotta go to work early and she have to ask her colleague to send her to office etc etc. She’s scheduled for a chemo this weekend (I hope she having some malignant cancer and die the sooner the better) and she wanna settle her car as soon as possible. She need to send the car to Toyota Section 19 PJ for the claims officer to prepare an estimation of the spare parts, labours, and documentions. She also told that after the survey, she would send the car to Toyota Sg Rasah Klang to carry out the repair work. I was ok at that time. Fine. No choice but to be there at 8.30am.
I reach the fucking workshop, Toyota Section 19 PJ at 8.28am and waited for her. Asked the motherfuckers if that bitch have arrive and they said no. Ok. Had some coffee and biscuits. Read 50 Cent’s book. Fag.
Then, it was 9.30 and still she haven’t called. I was like, What the fuck, she haven’t reached?! I then called her and she told me she’s already in the claims officer’s office. Then as we talked on the phone, I walked to the claims motherfuckers desk and I saw only a bayi* dude sitting in front of Steven. Faridah was nowhere in sight. Then I asked the bitch, are you sure you at the office ??? She said yes. I thought there’s another office behind the workshop. So ok lar. She said she will come out to the car at the parking place in a moment. Then I walked outside the building. Ok. I waited her there. Hung up. I scanned around the viccinity and her car was not around. I started to fear that she may have gone to Toyota Sg Rasah Klang. So I called her again to confirm shits.
I asked her where the fuck are you, I’m standing in front of the main entrance. She said she was standing at the main entrance too. But where the fuck ? Then I asked her immediately, where the fuck are you… Toyota Klang or Toyota PJ ???????? She said Klang. Puki-tiang. Then I started to get angry and raised my voice. You told me yesterday to meet at PJ and you’re now at Klang. Throw you mother’s old shoe. She said she told me its Klang. I was to cross to hear teh shits she was saying. I told her that I will ask my colleague to survey her car at Klang. He’s on the way to Klang. After that, I called my colleague and told him about the shit, gave him the bitch’s number and asked him to call her straightaway.
Moments later, colleague called back telling me that the bitch was on her way back to PJ. I thought, who cares? Went to Land Rover to survey a Discovery and the bitch called up. She said she already at Toyota PJ. Ok, I told her to wait till I finish my survey and I’ll go there again. She fucked my mood up by telling that she gotta be hurry. She need to fetch her son, whoever shit…. at 11.00am. It was 10.08am. I told her I’ll be there the soonest I can settle my shit here.
When I got back there at Toyota PJ, she’s not there. I called her and asked where the fuck was her and she told me that she can’t wait, gotta go fetch her son, gotta take medication, this shit that shit. How soon will she be able to reach here ? Where the fuck does she stays? She told she’s staying in SS2 and can be there in 15 minutes. Ok. But I waited for 30 fucking minutes. I was so mad I called her that I’m getting the fuck out of there. No fuck. I don’t give a shit. She told that “by the way, my agent told me that I don’t need to go there anymore”. I dissed her and hung up before she could even say a shit out. I wished she should’ve had heart problem and get a cardiac arrest in this situation and get the fuck to six feet under.
An hour later, received a call from my manager telling me that she don’t want me to survey her car and complained about me to the fucking agent and that damned agent complained to the claims manager in Aviva and the claims manager so happen in a meeting with my manager. Luckily my manager and this claims manager understand my fucking situation. They would’ve diss the bitch too if they were in my shoes. My manager talked to me nicely and asked me to pass the case to someone else. I was more than happy.
So, my dear readers here, if you ever gotta or should I say wanna claim motor insurance, LEAVE YOUR FUCKING CAR AT THE WORKSHOP !! Don’t drive the car around after an accident and hope everything will be done (I mean your insurance claim) fast. You gotta leave the car at the workshop for them to prepare estimation (quoatation). Adjusters will be there very soon to survey your fucking car the next day after receiving assignment from the insurance company. At this point, if you’re trying to make adjusters’ life hard, then you’re wrong. You’re delaying the fucking claim process. If you’ve got no other car to use and gotta rely on the same car for transportation, don’t take the risk of driving your car minus the bumpers (if damaged).
I hope that bitch will die soon.
* bayi (baa-yee) - refers to the Benggali race.
Some badges that Daniel F gave me for taking him to eat the delicious sang pou 
The sang pou (non-halal)
