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Just when I saw these cats, I mean the mother cat and the kittens… lingering around my apartment block, my long lost hatred to this particular species of the felidae family came back all in a sudden. I don’t know why. I just hate these cats. Sorry to some of you reading this post who might just have a cat at home, who loves cat more than LiEw, etc. I don’t mean to be like this but maybe this is somekind of karma. Maybe I was a rat in my past life, of which was tortured by some cats or even worse, eaten by cats. Now in this life, its payback time, I just wanna make life harder for the cats…. to be exact the kittens, actually. Now at this age, I’ll only disturb the kittens. Only my cousin knows how many kittens we’ve tortured… or perhaps slaughtered when I was 6 or 7 years old and he was 4 or 5 years old. Ramos (not his real name), if you’re reading this… please leave a comment. Remember the drains in the alley? *No connection with Alley Cats please.

The cats cannot be seen these few days. That day I kicked that black/dark grey kitten (see the picture). It was sleeping/snoozing on the staircase when I reached home quite late the other day. I looked around, up & down and it’s mother and the other two siblings were not sighted to which delighted me very much. The kitten was not aware of my presence as I said it was snoozing. In two blinks of an eye, I kicked or should I say flicked that fucking kitten from the staircase to the floor… from about 3-4 steps up from the floor. After the flick, the kitten was awoke by the act and just frozed. Just like when someone slap you while you’re fast asleep and once you’re awaken, trying to figure out what the fuck is going on. Looking at the kitten was so entertaining when this euphoria strucked me. By the way, I thought of cat-napping the kitten(s) and presenting it as an amusement for the 7 doggs of Lee’s immediate neighbour. Then the doggs won’t be so noisy and his parents (Lee Sr.) can have a good night sleep.

I read an article published in either The Star or The Sun (I can’t remember) a week or two ago about this Chinese woman (in China of course) who crushed the kitten’s head with her stiletto heel. It really made my day after reading the article. I never heard of anyone with such degree of fanciness to this shit. The pictures tell n words.

So, before anyone who’s affliated with some SPCA or SPCA-styled shit coming over me, I just wanna say, lets have some fun. Well, if any of you have kittens at home, please let me know if I ‘m going to your house. I don’t want this uncontrollable villain in me do havoc in your house which may mar our whatever-ship. Rest assured, as this is only harmful to kittens. Any other pet(s) of yours is safe even a fat domestic cat (grown up cat).