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Don’t get any close friend or hommie to work in the same place. Thats my advice. You’ll regret it. Trust me. I’m now very pissed off at times. Something happened this morning. I was so pissed off and fucked him, Basket. Argghhhh. You know I don’t fuck people for no reason… sometime they gave us no choice.

I was taking a bath yesterday morning…. when the cellphone rang. He kept calling a few times in a row. About 5-6 missed calls. He know I don’t wake up so early but this morning I woke up a bit early. I then washed my hands, cleanse the soaps and walked out of the bathroom, naked, took the phone and called him.

G: Halo, what the fuck? (in a very angry tone)
Basket: Yo.. why are you not picking up phone?
G: Maka chau hai nei ah**, I’m taking my bath !!!! What the fuck??
Basket: Eh, is this TP workshop* near CL workshop*??
G: Yes ! Just 2 doors away ! You don’t have any other colleagues besides me to ask??? (in a very fucking angry tone).
Basket: No lah, ask you better mah. By the way, wanna go breakfast ?? I come over to your place.
G: I’m in a hurry to office. You help yourself ! Anything else?? I’m taking my bath. Ok. Fuck off. (in a very very angry tone)
<<*Hung up*>>

Before this, he used to call me very early in the morning… before 8.00 am and I’ve warned him. Some of you may say he did nothing wrong. Yeah.. right. I’ve told him many times, not to call me before 9.30am let alone before 8.00am where the official office hour starts at 8.30am. I don’t even take light breakfast, well, just a cup of coffee to start the engine running. He knew it. Thats my style. I know by right, 8.30am is the start of official working hour… but as a friend can’t you compromise a bit and call me after 9.30am ?? Unless there’s a very fucking urgent case or something, that you need an immediate answer, but this is already overboard. Also.. this guy a psycho. He wanna come to Sri Damansara from Selayang for breakfast and then he gotta go to Ampang. Whoa…. he must have not seen the rush hour jam. Sohai.

So, don’t fix your close friend to work in the same company as you. They will bug you for the rest of your working days. They will ask you things they shouldn’t be asking. They will try to be clever when they are not. When they are in deep shit, other colleagues will ask you why you recommend such a person into the company. And especially if they (your friend) would talk without using their brain, please be careful. These fellahs will say things that shouldn’t be said in the office (in case there’s an eavesdropper lurking somewhere in the office)… worse… in aloud. Fuck. They might get some other colleagues in deep shit as you know, there are politics in the office. You won’t know who’s who… who are the human and who are the ghost. And especially if you’re working in a very sensitive job (ie. investigators).

Don’t be like me.

*Some vehicle collision repair centre in Ampang
** A harsh Chinese profanity