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Traffic police

March 28th, 2006 6 comments

Whew… what a fucking narrow escape. My driving license expired a week ago. Nowadays I drive very slow… maximum 100 km/h. All this because I have 4 summonses to settle first. All for speeding offenses. 1 in KL (I think on Seremban Highway somewhere Serdang), 1 in Gombak (somewhere from FRIM-Selayang Utama) and 2 from Sabak Bernam (when I went to Sg. Besar twice on different dates). Fuck. Imagine the road from Assam Jawa all the way to Kuala Selangor to Tg. Karang to Sg. Besar is better than Jalan Ipoh in terms of width and condition. They just finished upgrading the road (after BN won the election). There’s not much vehicles on the road, 2-lanes each side, kampung area, bushes everywhere, a very straight coastal road etc etc. How can you drive in a 60km/h speed limit when your’re heading to Sg. Besar from Tg. Karang which in around 40-45 km away, on a scorching-sun afternoon?! My hommie, Yea Chern (MBA), will alert me whenever I’m booked because he is one of the people handles the POLISKL sms system at 32728 (dapat.com).

Well, this morning I was driving to Cheras from Kepong via Middle Ring Road 2 (MRR2). I was travelling at the speed limit.. 80 km/h on the fast lane (outer-most lane). Just when about to reach the Batu Caves flyover (above the roundabout), I slowed down to around 60-70 km/h and was still travelling on the fast lane. Suddenly a traffic jam on the flyover was visible and I thought… fucked. Tiu lor.

Then I jammed the brakes when I see only the middle lane was not closed. The outer and inner lanes blocked/closed. Everyone was squeezing through the middle lane and I was flagged by one of the 4 obese cops operating the road block. They were trying to make some money here. So, I stopped my car aside.

<<*Window down*>>

Obese Corrupt Cop: Show me your driving license and identity card (IC).
G: Ok. (I was trembling and trying to prolong the situation by doing some keling* acting as if the wallet is very hard to get out from the pocket, once out, tried to get it out from between a stack of various cards)
Obese Corrupt Cop: Where are you from and where are you heading to?
G: I am from Kepong and heading to Cheras. (still in the midst of acting)
Obese Corrupt Cop: Ok. Ok. No need already, you can fuck off.
G: Ok. Thank you.
(the obese cop walked away pursuing another potential victim)

I know I’m not in the wrong and maybe he saw the cash I’ve got in my wallet. Ha. Luckily I put the cash all in my pocket and not in the wallet. I left 1 piece of RM50.00 note in the wallet. Maybe he still have some good conscience in him and don’t want to take my only RM50 note and leave me without money. Or maybe he saw my camera on the front passenger seat and various namecards on my speedometer lid cluster and guessed my profession. Argh, whatever. This is bad omen.

keling – referring to the Indian race. The word is widely use among the chinese. My late grandma told me that typical estate Indians in the older days used to wear some bells on their legs and thus the “kling kling” sound…. kling kling…. keling. Thats how the word was coined.

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the land above the clouds

March 26th, 2006 5 comments


Went to Genting yesterday. Actually its a boring place especially to me because the main attraction there is the casino, the only in Malaysia. Kelvin and the MBA (yea chern) were very enthusiastic with their investments. They can really spend a lot of time there.

The musical show, Mysteria was the entertaining part. The theme’s on ancient Egyptians. Too bad we’re not allowed to take pictures in the arena, but managed to steal a few shots after the show when everyone’s leaving and the show attendants was to busy running here and there, up and down the hall stopping people to take pictures. What the fuck. I paid and I can’t just take a picture for my own use?

After the show, went window shopping with Ken and his 2 other friends. Kelvin’s couple and MBA couples went to casino. Walked into the Vincci shoes store and Ken was sitting on the stool. Took a picture of him and those gayish salesmans came charging at me asking me to keep away my camera. What the fuck. What’s wrong with taking pictures?

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The Hardest Part

March 25th, 2006 2 comments

“You can take a picture of something you see……” , suddenly Chris Martin’s voice shocked everyone in the customers service lounge at hong leong assurance, jalan kia peng. Well, it was the phone which rang last Friday afternoon while I’m busy settling some shit at hong leong assurance. Answered the call. It was LiEw. I told him I’ll call back in a moment.

So, 15 minutes later, I called him and he told me his girlfriend met an accident somewhere in Bandar Tun Razak. He’d called up to ask for help. Well, if that is his girlfriend, fine. Her car rear ended a Waja in front of her, and the Waja hit the car in front of it. A chain collision. Her car sustained a more serious damage. Liew also told me that there’s some workshop people already reached the accident scene. I knew for sure, salesman (previously dubbed callman) from KO* will be there. I was right. Got the girl’s number and when I called up, she’s kinda stammering, partly because of the shock.. I’d guess. She’s kinda reluctant to allow the salesman to tow the car to their workshop. She said the salesman tried to convince her to allow them to tow the car. Asked her to pass the phone to the guy and I spoke to him.

G: Allo, I’m her friend. Now hows the thing there?
Salesman: Her Kenari’s front mask including the radiator are all broken.
G: Really?! Oh, if thats the case, then I’ll tell her to let you guys tow the car since you all are there already.
Salesman: Ok.
G: By the way, which workshop are you from??
Salesman: KO. Our workshop is just down the road…
G: Eh… isn’t it your boss, Mr. YF ?!
Salesman: (what the fuck) Eh… you know him?????
G: Of course. I’m endroo from “M’adjusters”.
Salesman: Oh…. so how ah? How about your friend’s car?
G: Pass the phone to her!
Salesman: Ok ok.

Then I told her (Liew’s gf) that the radiator’s broken/leaked. So if she continues driving, the engine might get overheated and cause further damages. They are the nearest workshop around there. Then she said ok. Ok to let the salesman to tow the car and run the show for her. Take her to the police station to lodge police report etc. She’s kinda convinced at this point. Hung up and called Liew. Told him everythings fine. Great.

Then… about 28 minutes later, the salesman called me up. He got my number from the girl.

G: Allo.
Salesman: Hey, now the girl don’t want us to tow her car. Her father said that they will be sending the car to the Perodua franchised workshop.
G: What the fuck. Her father?
Salesman: Yes. Her father.
G: Well then, if its her father’s decision, I’ve got nothing to say. Actually I know her boyfriend only. I don’t want to get involved in someone’s business, plus this is her father’s decision. I can’t say anything.
Salesman: I understand. Then, let it be. Thanks anyway. Next time when you come to KO*, I’ll buy you drink.
G: Ok lar. Alright. By the way, you manage to hook up any of the other cars involved ?
Salesman: Nope, they said they already engaged tow trucks.
G: Oh, ok lah.

Well, first of all, I’m trying to help here. Afterall, I didn’t recommend any workshop. Its just so happen he (the salesman) was there and KO* is a decent workshop anyway. Perodua franchised workshop? It is just walking distance from KO*… a few rows of shops away.

Just in case some of you don’t know, these franchised workshop sub-contracts the collision repair jobs to outsider which KO* might be one of them. I don’t know. Isn’t it irony?

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Sad news we all hear

March 22nd, 2006 4 comments

Received an email from my ex-colleague the other day and was shocked that the shit happened and to our horror, she sustained injuries after falling onto a pavement which requires her to seek medical attention at the prosthodontics department and maxillo facial department. By the way, I’m refering to a snatch theft tragedy here. As I have experienced it first hand myself last year (luckily minus the injury, though), I know what she’s going through now. Before this, there was another colleague who was snatched right at the door of her apartment. Man, this is all crazy. Malaysians are all fucked up crazy. Pigs are idiots.

As we all know, many of all these snatch thieves are of that pig race, we often fail to understand why they would resort to this sohai craft. Ok, lets do some analysis. Here’s something I can sum up to:

1. Many of these society’s scum are those “nata karan” (a Tamil word which is unknown to me of its origin). Many of them have a similar trait. They are those who hails from kampungs (villages), not educated, poor upbringing, the fact that they are stupid and they know it but they still have no initiative at all even to get a job as a rubbish collector (Alam Flora), just loiter around in five-foot way… wasting time talking cock, or perhaps.. if situation permits, trying to rape their family member.

2. Some of these scums of pigs have a day job… probably as a despatch boy, a security guard or a window cleaner just to name a few. And as we all know, the wages for a pig is far lower as compared to an Ah Beng or maybe a macha for some job. This all drived them to resort to this sohai craft for an additional source of income. And they certainly need to do it because of the higher cost of living in KL is too much for them to bear.

3. They just want easy money and they are lazy. Sometimes have you ever wondered why we see a lot of pig men in their cars waiting to pick up someone at the office building entrance ?! You can know whether they work or not by looking at their clothes. Some brought along their kids and clad in just a t-shirt and a trouser, waiting for their wife/girlfriend to leave office at 5.30pm. Don’t these idiots work? I wonder how they manage to get home to change the clothes and bring along the kids after they (the husbands/boyfriends) dismises working hour. Man, I think they don’t mind “eating slipper rice” (“getting a lady to feed your fucking mouth”; grinding is left to the wife/girlfriend)

So… please take precaution when you’re on the streets of KL. Never walk on the outer side of the pedestrian pavement.

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SMIH Annual Dinner 2006

March 19th, 2006 2 comments

So, this year we will be having a makan feast. BBQ-steamboat buffet. All you can eat.

Venue: Restoran Talipon (Telephone Restaurant), Jalan Kuchai Lama {NON-HALAL}
Date: 1st April 2006 (Saturday)
Time: 7.00pm (sharp?), hopefully you all can be there by 6.30pm to snap up tables.

*No dresscode but bear in mind that there may be some oil from the BBQ hot pan. So white clothes is not very advisable. Up to you. Don’t wear thick clothes as you will sweat like hell. They (the restaurant) sell beer.

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Porridge steamboat at Swiss Garden?

March 19th, 2006 No comments


So, this is not where Lee is working. Definitely not although this restaurant is also named Swiss Garden. But why “swiss garden”? Is it because the words rhymes? Why don’t they name it Shangri-La Steamboat and Fish Head Restaurant? Who cares. Its located at Aman Suria, Petaling Jaya (PJ tai kong ??). Its very near to the eye-catching Baywatch Cafe/Pub. There’s a few rows of new shops around that area which can be seen from the NKVE.

Ok. Well, the food here I’m reviewing are the porridge steamboat (chuk tai fo wo) and some other dishes. First things first, the porridge was very carefully blended with, of course, fragranced rice (beras wangi) and skins of soya bean milk (fu chuk). The aroma is just mouth-watering. Then, there are the normal seafood stuffs like the fishballs, meatballs, prawns, crabmeat roll, “white vege” (direct translation from Chinese), “life vege” (direct translation from Chinese), fish fillets, fish noodles, porkballs, beancurds, golden needle mushrooms, dumplings, wan tan‘s bla bla bla etc. Just like the normal steamboat, you just dump everything into the pot of porridge and let it cook. Be ready in minutes. Oh, by the way, they still have a list of steamboat stuffs which you can add for your meal.

Besides the steamboat, this restaurant have their own recipes for chickens and fishheads. As they are famous in fishheads (or so they claimed), they have fishhead curry and many other types of fishead dishes. As I went yesterday with my family, we had this mak chap kai (I dont know what its called in English, its a chicken dish though). It came with some chopped gingers sprinkled on it. Man, sometime its very hard to translate the cooking jargons to English if you’re not so keen in cooking.

Overall the place is not bad. Worth a try. At least there’s a lot of parking space, the area is still not so crowded and its still clean. The restaurant’s toilet is clean. In terms of porridge steamboat, they are still not to the level in terms of varieties of steamboat stuffs with the one in Pudu, Farmland Porridge Steamboat. But, at Pudu you have to look for parking space which is scarce and wait for your turn to be seated. Hell damn a lot of people. Maybe because they are the famous pioneer. Ok, enjoy your food. We live to eat. “man yi sek wai thin”.

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Fraud ?

March 18th, 2006 No comments

Fraud A Worrying Crime, Says IGP
15 March 2006, By BERNAMA

KUALA LUMPUR — The police are finding it hard to fight fraud cases where criminals of criminal breach of trust (CBT), cheating and forgery have amassed a whopping RM784.9 million in 6,422 cases last year. Inspector General of Police Tan Sri Bakri Omar said the police were less successful in fighting fraud as compared to other crimes such as rape, murder and drug cases where the solving rate exceeded 40 per cent. “For fraud cases such as CBT, cheating and forgery cases, the solving rate is about 33 per cent or one third of the reported cases. But there are various reasons which contribute to this,” he said in a keynote address at the official opening of the seminar on ‘Insurance Fraud – Detection, Investigation and Prevention’ here Wednesday. Bakri said eventhough the number of cases increased by leaps and bounds, the number of officers under the Commercial Crime Investigation Department (CCID) remained at 80 officers, which eventually led to a backlog of cases. “Due to this, since January this year, the CCID has quadrupled its size (320 officers) when compared it was a branch of the Criminal Investigation Department,” he said. However, Bakri said there was a drop in fraud losses last year as against 2004 where fraudsters “got away” with RM813.7 million with a slightly-lesser 6,404 cases.

Bakri said commercial crime cases now were very complex and diverse with fraudsters continuing to be inventive and getting more sophisticated by the day which required knowledgeable and experienced officers to handle the cases. “Experienced criminal investigation officers with qualifications of law, accounting, multimedia, forensic accounting, banking are being roped in to carry out the challenging task,” he said. Bakri said the police had also set up its own forensic unit which had been very fruitful in solving many cases when assisting commercial crime investigations. He said periodic meetings between CCID officers with various bodies such as the Securities Commission, Bank Negara Malaysia and other professional bodies had benefitted the parties involved to curb the crime. “In these meetings, ideas and information are exchanged, minor problems are ironed out and red tapes are reduced. All these are aimed at providing a better service to the public,” he said. On insurance fraud, Bakri proposed insurance fraud to be identified as a specific crime as to define what constituted the crime, along with the penalties that could be imposed. He said the move would be easier to prosecute cases since it was timely to formulate significant provisions in the Penal Code to address the serious problem of insurance fraud. He also said immunity statutes should also be considered to provide protection for good faith exchange of information between insurers or law enforcement officials or organisation and exempt them from lawsuits brought against them.

Bakri said insurance fraud would push up the cost of operations of the industry and would in turn be passed to the general public which would end in paying higher premium. “So it is not a battle of the police alone, there must be sound cooperation and collaboration between the police, the insurance industry, adjusters and general public to thwart insurance fraud effectively,” he said. The seminar is jointly organised by the Malaysian Insurance Institute, The National Claims Society, the Association of Malaysian Loss Adjusters, Bank Negara Malaysia and the Royal Malaysia Police. The seminar aims to expose local and international participants on the current regional fraud scenario, latest strategies and techniques in preventing and detecting fraud, insight of police investigations, forensic investigation and the art of collecting fraud evidence.

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