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Just when you think you 1)have the best employer 2)working in a good company 3)are happy with the current employment and wanna retire in this employment…….. please… please think thrice. I still remember an advice someone told me.. “love your job but not your company !!!” I’ve never bothered about the advice until shit happened and I now realize how true, how fucking important was that little advice. Why the fuck I’ve been so ignorant?

So, guys, when you encounter difficulties, when some small issues turn into shit, did the company backed you up or do they fuck you first and deal with the shit slightly later but in favour of the client/customer/partner-in-business/some mothafuckers just to protect the deal. This is something very subjective as not everyone gotta deal with outsiders/clients/mothafuckers etc. Those who face pesky client/customer/partner-in-business/some mothafuckers in their daily job should know what I’m trying to say here.

Office politika. They do EXIST ! My way of handling it?! Hmm.. 1) when people talk about it, listen ! Learn what’s goin on but don’t meddle with it unless it really concerns you. You might just save your precious ass. Get close to the “CNN reporter” of your company where you can get the latest news feed. How you get your news is up to you though. Maybe you can get it from Reuters.

“Conspiracy”??. Ever a conspiracy happen to you? Just when you think everyone treats you nice…. someone might just come and whoop your ass… hard. You think only your bosses know how to whoop ass? Come on… don’t be so childish. The bitches in what is deemed the most important department of every fucking organizations… the accounts/treasury department… where they can only spell $/RM. These bitches can really give you a big blow not on your dick but your ass. If can, I would wanna give them an Oscar (any other higher award for performing arts-acting ??) with honour. The particular bitch who, I think ate the most Maggi branded instant noodle (until she permed her hair to resemble the famous noodle that we all love since the Industrial Revolution) performed the best live act I’ve ever seen in my entire 25 earthling years. I wonder if this show was directed by the boss… who else can it be?! Tony Comstock? Duh…

Just because they wanna turn down your claim but don’t have the strong supporting reason…. for you to have a better idea of this shit.. here’s a summary. I delayed some expenses claim… I was fucked by the director and was given a final dateline (got fucked on a Thursday… to submit the bills by next Wednesday) to submit the bills. So I submitted the bills on Tuesday evening (I swear I submitted on Tuesday evening). Then on Thursday… this maggi-lover bitch told me that they are not going to reimburse me for it because when they collected the bills on Wednesday evening around 3.00-4.00pm (there’s a box sort of a piggy bank, where everyone put in their bills/receipts for submission)… they did not see my bills in there. They said they only got it on Thursday. What the fuck. Yes, WHAT THE FUCK ?! If you said you can’t see my bills there at a glance, I don’t mind but this is like… like someone just come up to you and dig your nose. How do you feel that? You just get pissed off but got no proof to prove your innocence. Whoa….. is this a staged conspiracy with the top management to save a mere 2 g’s ?? Bosses who spend their corporate clients to fuck shops (spas or brothels), night clubs etc…. is 2 g’s enough for a whole night of kingly entertainment/pleasures ???? Tiu niama keh chau cibet. Well, I know I only have myself to blame for late submission but nevertheless I was already fucked by the boss and was given a warning and to submit the bills BY WEDNESDAY. I submitted ON TUESDAY EVENING !! And the bitch said they didn’t see it. This is the real piss-off part of the story. There was another person who was also fucked by the boss for late expenses claim submission. This bloke, so happen to be a manager of Malay descent. He’s a little bit fortunate and maybe he prayed 8 times a day and Allah heard his prayer. So he was spared from this conspiracy. Significance wise, I lose out here, too. Asked the boss why is this bitch telling me all this and I was fucked again. “Submitted all the bills on Tuesday?!…. this is only what you said, do you have proof? I gotta hear their (the bitches) side of the story…” said the boss. Tiu niama keh hai.

So… all my loved ones, hommies, friends, beloved readers…. all the machas… please don’t mention this shit in front of me. Whether I’m right or wrong…. i just wanna stress again.. ” LOVE YOUR JOB BUT NOT YOUR COMPANY “. When expendable insignificant operation staff is doing well, bosses won’t come and wish you congrats, well done, shits. But once they flop, hmmmm….. the bozo clowns will be the first ones trying to find ways to ditch them. This is a normal practice…so far in most of the chinaman company. I risked my job for putting these to words but what the fuck… you clowns and bitches…. I can’t even express my shit out? What the hell…

PS: you won’t know when they would whoop your ass… out of the cold.